Celebrity Quotes on Divorce and Breakups

Take a look at some funny and inspirational celebrity quotes on marriage, divorce, relationships, and breaking up.

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Updated: September 25, 2014
Celebrity quotes on divorce

If you want to end relationships, just say, "I want to marry you so we can live together forever." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
-- Rita Rudner

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard

Breaking up. It happens kind of suddenly. One minute, you're holding hands walking down the street, and the next minute, you're lying on the floor crying and all the good CDs are missing.
-- Kennedy Kasares

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so I figure that's why my boyfriend moved.
-- Christy Murphy

My boyfriend dumped me -- or rather, I allowed him to set me free.
-- Darlene Hunt

I broke up with my girlfriend. She moved in with another guy, and I draw the line at that.
-- Garry Shandling

I broke up with someone, and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again." And I'm thinking, I hope not!...Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, "By the way, do you have a twin?"
-- Larry Miller

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April 28, 2006
Categories:  Coping with Divorce

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