A husband and wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?!!?”
“Oh,” says the husband, “that was just my mistress.”
“That’s it,” says the wife, “I want a divorce!”
“I understand,” replies the husband, “but remember, if you get a divorce, there won’t be any more shopping trips to Paris, no more winter vacations in the Caribbean, no more Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then, the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman.
“Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” replies the husband.
“Ours is prettier,” says the wife.