If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie,
Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
When the bill
arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though
it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none
will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man will pay $1 for a $2 item he wants.
A woman will pay $2 for a $1 item that she doesn’t want.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Ah, children. A
woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments
and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Thought for the day
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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