Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Wife: ‘Do you want dinner?’
Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’
Stress Reliever Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’
Husbands are husbands
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied: ‘Your Horse phoned!!! ‘
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