couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is
behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I
know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 60 mph.
She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it because I’ve been having an affair
with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you in the
affair.” Again the husband stays quiet, doesn’t mention the affair,
and just speeds up.
She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and he is now doing 70 mph.
She says, “I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster and faster until he reaches 80 mph.
She says, “I want the car, the checking account
and all the credit cards too.” The husband slowly starts to veer
toward a bridge overpass pillar, as she says, “Is there anything you
The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”
She asks, “What’s that?”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall, “The airbag!”
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