Here’s a story about why you should be careful what you wish for.
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog..Then it was already 1 PM and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor, ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home, set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.
At 9 PM he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
Be careful what you wish for!
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