"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."
– Janette Barber
"When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
– Elayne Boosler
“I would always rather be happy than dignified.” – Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.”
"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch."
– Bette Davis
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
– Coco Chanel
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ”
– Betty Friedan
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
– Rhonda Hansome
"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened."
– Cora Harvey Armstrong
"The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70."
– Helen Hayes (at age 73)
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
– Katharine Hepburn
"Whoever thought up the word 'Mammogram'? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
– Jan King
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends."
– Laurie Kuslansky
"35 is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
– Caryn Laschen
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde."
– Dolly Parton
“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”
– Elizabeth Peters
“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”
– Ann Richards
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
– Carrie Snow
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
– Barbra Streisand
“In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.”
– Margaret Thatcher
"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
– Jennifer Unlimited
“There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.”
– Mae West
“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
– Mae West
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
– Mae West
– Virginia Woolf, Orlando
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