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Married Life

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer -- brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of to say was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar, you know, they have frozen glasses--"

He didn't get to finish the sentence because the wife interrupted him. "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer -- so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't be long. I'll be right back, I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps , and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar, you know, there's swearing, dirty words, and all that."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH--. SIT YOUR MONKEY-A-- DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR F------ BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG, AND EAT THOSE HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A-- ISN'T GOING TO A BAR. THAT'S OVER. GOT IT, JACKASS?"

And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

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