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Humorous Quotes from Women
Source: Indigo Sun
"Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened."
-- Cora Harvey Armstrong
"The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70."
-- Helen Hayes (at age 73)
"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."
-- Janette Barber
"Whoever thought up the word 'Mammogram'? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone."
-- Jan King
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
-- Carrie Snow
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends."
-- Laurie Kuslansky
"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."
-- Rhonda Hansome
"Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
-- Charlotte Whitton
"35 is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
-- Caryn Laschen
"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-- Jennifer Unlimited
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde."
-- Dolly Parton
"When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
-- Elayne Boosler
