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Divorce Jokes!

Source: Butlerwebs.com

Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.

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Q: Why do divorced men get married again?
A: Bad memory.

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Q. What is the definition of divorce?
A. The screwing you get for the screwing you got.

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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look, Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter if fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."

The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"

The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead."

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


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