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Dictionary of Dating

Source: ButlerWebs.com

Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Friend: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Indifference: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

Irritating Habit: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

Nymphomaniac: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

Sober: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

Attraction: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

Love At First Sight: What occurs when two extremely aroused, but not entirely choosy, people meet.

Law of Relativity: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.


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