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Three married men who have recently died are standing before God.

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth.

Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all.

God: I am ashamed of you. For that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves.

Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems, and I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me!

God: I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. For that, I give you a convertible BMW.

Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved and worshiped my wife. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every anniversary, and we went traveling often and had dinner out 3 times a week, and...

God: Okay, enough! I get the point. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire.

Two weeks later, Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar, bawling his eyes out.

Man 1 and 2: Hey! Why are you crying? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car! What is your problem?

Man 3: I just saw my wife on roller skates.


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